There is this news paper that we always get when ever it is available,
This is one of the many articles in this paper.
Titled- Disorder in the court!

Attorney: Doctor,before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have still been alive and practicing law.

How funny is that?!!? Because I got a big kick out of it!